Day 18: 5 things that irritate me about the opposite/same sex

Dear Males,
1.) Please don't rush us when we're shopping. Yes, we have to try on everything and make sure we don't look fat. And we expect you to be honest.
2.) Its sweet that you think we look beautiful in sweats and messy hair, but if we spend the time each day to get ready and make ourselves look gorgeous, so please don't tell us we look the same and it doesn't matter if we dress up for you. It does matter so appreciate it. 
3.) How come you get to eat so much. Its not fair. If I eat as much as you I get fat. So don't eat a lot in front of me...it makes me jealous!
4.) When you get married, it's your day also. Don't let your future wife make it a boring thing to plan. Do something fun! Pick the cake topper or register the weirdest things you can find. Its both your day, not just hers. So man up and help plan your wedding.
5.) Pull up your pants. The only time I want to see your underwear is if I'm taking them off you myself. Buy a belt, and look respectful. You can have all the swag you want, but do it with your pants up. Seriously.

Dear Females,
1.) Look before you sit on the toilet. So what if the guy leaves the seat up, at least he's not peeing on the seat you have to sit on. If you fall in, its from your own stupidity.
2.) Let the man play his video games. If you're busy pinning on pinterest clothes you'll never get, food you wont make, and ways to clean your house that will never happen, then he can game. Seriously...he should have his man time. You don't want him to get bored of you right?
3.) Don't compare your man to the guys in chick flicks...every guy is romantic in his own way and that is so much better than anything Nicholas Sparks can write.
4.)  Don't have double standards in a relationship. If you can have male friends, then he can have female friends. I understand that it makes you jealous, but its only fair. He gets jealous of your guy friends to ya know. If you're that worried, ask him if he's gonna hang out with other females, then to do it in a co-ed group setting, but only if your willing to do the same for him. Be equals, not controlling.
5.) Sexist jokes are funny. Now get back in the kitchen, I'm pretty sure you have a sammich to finish making.