Day 12: Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is

So...my boyfriend does this adorable thing where he doesn't exist. Its so cute how he's always not waiting for me at home. And the way we don't go out on dates! I just love that! Oh, and the crawling into bed alone at night not falling asleep in his arms and the not waking up to his face first thing in the morning...jeez its just so wonderful...his non existence is just grand! And when I check my phone and there aren't any texts from him...its nice to know someone's not thinking about me! All the things I don't get to do with him...he just has a way with romance...the way he doesn't do it. Doesn't he just sound great! I love him! So much...-.-