Make A List Of Alphbetical Advice:

Analyze every situation from a different perspective. 
Better yourself before you try to help others.
Crying doesn't make you weak but it does make your eyes all red and puffy.  
Define yourself, don't let others do it for you, they are never accurate.
Enchanting people are pleasant company.
Fear isn't a weakness, it's only an obstacle you have yet to overcome.
Give gifts just because you can.
Happiness is the best gift you can give to yourself.
Inspire those around you.
Just keep swimming. =)
Kiss your love first thing every morning and before you fall asleep.
Love intensely.
Maybe you're the problem.
Never laugh at anyone's hopes, dreams or goals no matter how silly you think they are.
Opinions are allowed to be different from yours.
Picture how you want your life to be in 5 years and make it happen.
Quoting yourself is stupid, if you really say something so profound, someone else will quote you.
Reproduction may not be the best option for you.
Strength is measured by how many times you've kept going instead of giving up.
Take a break from reality every once in a while and relax.
Understand that you can't control every situation. 
Variation is a good thing.  
Wisdom comes from experience.
XX means you can't drive but can make one hell of a sandwich. Deal with it. ;)
Yesterday is never going to happen again, are you proud to put it in your history?
Zombie apocalypse...be ready for it!